fathers day blog post deaturing awful dad jokes

Dad Jokes: Animal Edition

fathers day blog post deaturing awful dad jokes

yay dads!

Happy Father’s Day to all the fantastic dads out there! We’ll always appreciate your punny humor and how we could come to you for a ‘yes’ after Mom said ‘no’. Thanks for all the support and life lessons, teaching us how to give respect (and earn it in return), and showing us what a strong work ethic looks like.

Here are some great (a term used loosely) dad jokes for you to use at our next family gathering:

Hover your mouse to see the answers:

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

Bison

What do you call a cat that was caught by the police?

A purrpetrator

What do dogs eat for lunch?

Woofles

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines…

...but catscan!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain

How do you count cows?

With a cowculator

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

What did the duck say when he found an avocado?

Guac, guac!

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated!

What is more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee

What did the cow say to her calf?

It's pasture bedtime!

Willie the dog laughing at our hilarious jokes

Happy Father's Day!

Joslin's dad and older brothers hiking

Dad – thanks for giving me your nose and your kind heart.

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Happy Father’s Day! Love, Joslin

Dr. Chris Bessent

Chris Bessent, DVM, MSOM, Dipl. OM, L.Ac. has over thirty years of experience in veterinary medicine including certificates in veterinary acupuncture, veterinary chiropractic and veterinary Chinese herbology. Imbued with Eastern philosophy and the knowledge that food is the foundation of health, Dr. Bessent also received her degree in veterinary nutrition and began to formulate recipes fit for a carnivore from nothing but whole foods. Currently, she divides her time between the Simple Food Project and Herbsmith, both of which are owned and operated out of her facilities in southeastern Wisconsin.

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Joslin Lee

Joslin is the Graphic Designer and Content Writer/Editor for Herbsmith, Inc. She's got two dogs (Bevers and Dr. Astronaut), a ferret (Space Weasel 5000), and is petitioning for a desk fish (stay tuned). She's been staying busy lately cookin' up the cutest little baby, coming February 2018.
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